While it may or may not be true that Abraham Lincoln 

would refuse to appear on Between Two Ferns, there

is no doubt that Honest Abe would never have shaken

hands with Adam Savader.

Adam Savader's Chances for the Republican

Presidential Nomination in 2016 Now Looking

Better than Marco Rubios's

Romney Says Hurricane Adam (aka 'The Sextortionist') 

'Didn't Come at the Right Time'

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #81

Prince Rebus and the Sextortionist

Go to White Castle

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #165

Callista Bisek Gingrich, Adam Savader (aka Ellis 

the Elephant), and Newton Leroy Gingrich

Authorities Puzzled Why Adam Savader Never Tried

to Blackmail Ann Coulter with Nude Pictures

When we saw the headline, 'Former Ryan Intern Arrested 

in Nude Photo Scheme', why were we not surprised?

Warm Scuzzies #388

Adam Savader