Meanwhile, Over at American Conservative

Ben Carson and Ted Cruz Staying Alive 

in the Orgasmadome

GOPer's Wet Dream

Hold On, America, He's Coming!

Adventures in Aestheticism #231

"Making one dollar in profit is more pleasurable

 than having one hundred orgasms," he said

 flaccidly.

Erick Erickson Manages to Punch Seven Holes in the New 

York Times with His Wee-Wee Before Venting Old Faithful

Orgasmacat

Mayor Filner Prematurely Ejaculated from

Intensive Sex Therapy School

"What Edward Snowden has revealed has caused 

irreversible and significant damage to me and all 

my allies who live in the dark and get a nut spying

on everybody else.” 

Romney Says Hurricane Adam (aka 'The Sextortionist') 

'Didn't Come at the Right Time'

"When asked, all three of your wives answer, 'Orgasms?

Are you kidding?  Not on my watch!' But they do agree

that you were born in Georgia."

Brain Scan of Woman Hearing That Today Is Silvio

Berlusconi's Last Day as Prime Minister of Italy

Quran-Burning Pastor’s 'Gun' Accidentally Goes Off

in Michigan Pornhouse

For some reason, 21st-century men began to complain
they were having fewer 'wet' and more 'dry' dreams.

CEO of Toshiba Explaining Why Making One Dollar in Profit

Is More Pleasurable Than Having One Hundred Orgasms

Some people just couldn't wait until December 22,

Global Orgasm Day.

Everybody was getting in the mood for December 22,

and then Britney Spears showed up. So

everybody decided to wait until next year.

Pamela Anderson is tanned and rested after another

successful observance of National Orgasm Day.