Next on the History Channel --- The Mystery of 

Greg Norman's Vaults

Al Capone went to prison for tax evasion.

Will Trump?

Trump's Plans to Re-Open Al Capone's Vaults Face 

Major Obstacles

Descendants of Scarface Seek Injunction to Halt

Wingnut Comparisons of Al Capone to Donald Trump

"Democrats are trying to Al Capone Trump

 and Lizzie Borden me!"

Al Capone Designs My Long Coats

Now that he evidently intends to escape from New York, 

Sean Hannity might be interested in buying Al Capone's

recently restored Miami mansion.  It's now on sale for 

only $8.45 million.

Frank 'The Enforcer' Nitti

"Whaddya mean my pinstripe suit makes me look 

just like Frank Nitti?"

For the longest time, people believed John

 Boehner was Al Capone's 'love child'.

"Remember, Karl:  Al Capone whipped everybody, except

the IRS."

Having received $38.2 million in compensation over the last

three years, with a pension worth $5.7 million and $27.2

million in his deferred-compensation account, and a salary

continuation retirement benefit which will pay him $18,241 a

month for the next 10 years, Don Blankenship, the 'Dark

Lord of Coal Country', has retired. "I simply couldn't

afford not to," he says, adding, "Crime hasn't paid this

well since the days of Al Capone." 

"Isn't that Al Capone's old hideout in Wisconsin?"

"It used to be.  It's now a Bank of America."

"Well, those banksters ought to feel right at home!"

Al Capone Does the Republicans One Better

"We believe that the government should get its hands off of

us as much as possible. We don't need that much of it. We'd

like less of it. And we darn sure would like for it to be less

expensive." Who uttered these words? Mafia legend Don

Corleone? No, Republican legend Mike Huckabee.