Dog Will Not Stop Baking, Neighbor Calls 911

Children's Book Pulled for Romanticized 

Depiction of Pastry Chefs

Family Research Council Calls for Boycott of

 Suzy Homemaker for Baking Wedding Cakes 

for Gay Couples

Big Bad Bubba Sez:  “The Texas Secession Cake has been

baking for 85 years, and it's time we take it out of the oven!"

As he felt the cuffs tighten around his wrists, what troubled
O. J. the most was that the Law of Karma could obviously not
be broken and that he might have to someday share a prison
cell with that shoddy imitation of the Pillsbury Doughboy,

Karl Rove.

Richard Cohen is so disappointed Michelle Obama has

been transformed into Betty Crocker, instead of Aunt Jemima.