The 'instant rush of utter unfairness' still lingered 

six years after Richard Cohen learned he was only 

the 8th Runner-Up for 'Wanker of the Decade'.

Space Ghost

Race Ghost

Whiteworld #14

In terms of female genitalia, Richard Cohen is

 what the Squidbillies call a 'Wooly Booger'.

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an urban crime, don't forget

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Why did Richard Cohen tell us, "I am a racist"?

  We already knew that.

Richard Cohen Reported to Be in Hiding from

the Kissing Bandit

Richard Cohen was not happy when he learned he was

only the 8th Runner-Up for 'Wanker of the Decade'.

Richard Cohen Sez:  "I need

to see Iranian blood in the

sand---now!"

"Come on in and have a seat!  I'm Richard Cohen, and hasn't

it been pleasant since I last opened my festering gob."

"Hold us closer Potty Dancer

Count the headlights on the Beltway

Lay us down in sheets of Charmin

You had a busy day today."

"If you don't believe I lick the boots of the wealthy,

you should see the calluses on my tongue!"

Concerned Troll

Unconcerned Troll

Richard the Chickenheart

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #35

Lloyd Grove and Richard Cohen

Leaving the ethical and legal issues aside, does
torture work? Well, it probably depends on
who's being tortured. If it were Richard Cohen,
for example, he would tell everything he knows
at the mere mention of, say, the Comfy Chair
Interrogation Technique. Unfortunately,
the information obtained thereby would be
about as reliable as one of his columns in
the Washington Post.

"Damn you, Tucker Carlson, damn you, damn you, damn you!

Just when I was beginning to recover from the ass-kicking I

received from Jon Stewart, here you come rushing to my

defense, giving the impression that the only friend I have,

besides Richard Cohen and Jeff Zucker, is a Dancing with

the Stars loser like you."

On almost everybody's list of the 'Ten

Most Influential D. C. Twits' would be

Richard Cohen.

Richard Cohen, op-ed columnist for the

Washington Post, had been advised to

lay off the booze before writing a piece

for the paper. Well, he obviously didn't

follow the advice when he wrote, 'Torture?

Prosecute Us, Too'.

Richard Cohen is so disappointed Michelle Obama has

been transformed into Betty Crocker, instead of Aunt Jemima.

Someday soon, when Richard Cohen pens his last op-ed

for the Washington Post, it will consist of only four words:

"I don't get it."