The Unexpurgated Bible #179

"Then they placed their hands on him, and 

he received a Big Mac with a side of Black Beans."

Comfort Food Cadillac: Beanie Weenies on a Bun!

DNA Test Shows Only About Half of Subway’s ‘Chicken’ 

Is Chicken; the Other Half Is Free-Range Soybean

Trump Spills the Beans on Cruz's Wife

A common misconception is that beans are the only

musical fruit.

Wives:  as the trial of Chef David Viens has shown, if 

your husband brings home a pot like this, saying, "I'm

gonna cook up a mess of red beans," don't believe him.

All Newt Gingrich has to do to produce

 'cheap gas' is to eat a bowl of frijoles.

Fart Joke

Car Salesman-in-Chief Claims 40 MPG Highway

for Pickup Powered by Black-Bean Burritos

The price of GlaxoSmithKline stock fell sharply today 

on news that researchers have determined when Beano is 

added to cattle feed, it has little effect on reducing bovine 

flatulence, a significant cause of global warming.

Another milestone in aviation history was reached

last week with the world's first manned flight using

only the gas generated by the pilot after he had eaten

a big bowl of Bush's Best Homestyle Baked Beans.