The last time Jonathan Krohn played the big stakes slots 

in Vegas, he won Bill Bennett as Grand Prize.  What to do 

with him afterward severely taxed his pubescent mind,

as time would tell.

"Iraq Toll Tops 100 as Bombs Hit Baghdad"

 (September 9, 2012)

Bill Bennett Sez: "We won the war in Iraq." 

(Same Day)

Bill Bennett Laments Increase in Teenage

Abuse of Vegas Buffets and Slot Machines

"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!"

Imagine a mountain which is just a pile of molehills.

That's Bill Bennett.

World's Worst Yobs #34

Bill Bennett

Casino operators in both Atlantic City

and Las Vegas say that their slot machines

would rather power down than to be touched

by this CNN political analyst.