Like his friendship with Jonathan Krohn, Bill O'Reilly's

belief that Santa Claus was a white man has been shown

by a recent DNA test to be 100% fictitious.

Superfluous Redundancies #2

Close Proximity

Okie from Muskogee Embraces Member 

of Liberal Sleeper Cell

Marco Rubio Poses with Jonathan Krohn, Author of 

Defining Poland Spring:  What It Means to Be from Maine

"Samuel Joseph 'Joe the Plumber' Wurzelbacher, the 

Republican running against U.S. Rep. Marcy Kaptur, 

D-Toledo, skipped out on the City Club of Cleveland debate 

Thursday and has earned a reputation for being all but 

impossible to contact, even by his fellow Republicans."

[Maybe he has been kidnapped by Jonathan Krohn.]

The last time Jonathan Krohn played the big stakes slots 

in Vegas, he won Bill Bennett as Grand Prize.  What to do 

with him afterward severely taxed his pubescent mind,

as time would tell.

After what happened to Jonathan Krohn, Bill O'Reilly 

doesn't shake hands with short people anymore.

Not since Cleopatra had such a famous female 

clasped an asp to her bosom.

Some men, like Jonathan Krohn, outgrow their junior-

high selves.  Some don't.

Jonathan Krohn now says Michele Bachmann has cooties.

That's two down, two to go.

Six Symptoms of Krohn's Disease

When he heard that Rush Limbaugh and Michael Steele

were in a tug-of-war over who was the de facto leader of

the Republican Party, Jonathan Krohn, the 13-year-old

CPAC wunderkind, said, "Hey! Why not me?"