To Be Erected in Las Vegas

Las Vegas Mayor Carolyn Goodman looks like she has 

played one game of Blackjack too many.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #807

Carolyn Goodman

India's Taj Mahal is to Trump's Taj Mahal 

what reality is to illusion.

Desperate Republicans Turn to King Adelson for

Gold Ducats

To be sexually harassed by anyone would be bad enough,

but to be sexually harassed by someone who looks like

Steve Wynn? Good Lord!

Trump's Taj Mahal Takes a Gamble, Drops Out of

Casino Race

Little Known Fact #62

Gollum is a multi-billionaire who made his fortune

in casinos.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #104

My Own Private Atlantic City

Chris Christie Meets Privately with Sheldon Adelson to Kiss 

His Ring in the Casino Mogul’s Office in The Venetian

Sure, Sheldon Adelson violated the Foreign Corrupt

Practices Act.  He would violate the Domestic Corrupt

Practices Acts, if we had one.  The way he sees it is this:

what's the difference between bribing foreign officials 

and bribing members of Congress?

Trump's Old Casino Sells, Changes Name to 

'Rump Plaza'

The last time Jonathan Krohn played the big stakes slots 

in Vegas, he won Bill Bennett as Grand Prize.  What to do 

with him afterward severely taxed his pubescent mind,

as time would tell.

Thanks to the Supreme Court of the United States, Sheldon

Adelson, the creepiest billionaire on Planet Earth, is now in

a position to purchase Mitt Romney, a centimillionaire, and

make him the next President of the United States.  Did the

Founding Fathers and Framers of the Constitution risk their

lives and sacred honor for this?

"Why are you trying to buy the government, 

Mr. Adelson?"

"I think every billionaire should own

at least one, and the price is right for 

the government of the United States 

at the moment.  And besides, I never 

settle for second best."

Sheldon Adelson Sez:  "How do you like

my new Glamour Shot?"

Sheldon Adelson to Bid $100,000,000 

During 2012 Presidential Auction

Sheldon Adelson says he may buy the 

ENTIRE presidential contest in 2016 for 

$1 billion (which would amount to only 

4% of his $25 billion casino-built fortune).

  Thank God for the Supreme Court!

"No, I'm NOT a Vegas blackjack dealer!  I'm Al Cardenas,

chairman of the American Conservative Union.  Next question!"

Creepy (/ˈkrēpē/) adj. Of or producing a sensation of

uneasiness or fear, as of things crawling on one's

skin.  [Sheldon Adelson is a creepy billionaire.]