Adventures in Aestheticism #78

Texas Party Barge Blake Farenthold May Not Legally Dock 

at the Calhoun Port Authority

Blake Farenthold Sez: "I know in my heart it’s time

 for me to move along and look for new ways to serve."

Republican Party Barge Puts In to Dry Dock, Says He

Won't Run for Re-Election

"Rubber Duckie you're the one

You make bath time lots of fun

Rubber Duckie joy of joys

When I squeeze you, you make noise."

Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #14

Just the Thought of Blake Farenthold 

Sexually Harassing Anybody

Blake Farenthold, Republican Party Barge

At Dawn We Slept

Susan Collins Sez: "I don't mean to be unkind, but 

Farenthold's so unattractive it's unbelievable."

Can you imagine this pig's ass from Texas settling

anything 'Aaron Burr-style'?

The Second Advent of Todd Akin

Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #10

Being in the Same Room with Congressman Blake

Farenthold While He's Having Sexual Fantasies

Congressman Blake Farenthold (R-TX) Looking for

Buyer of His Internet Domain, Blow-Me.Org

Representative Blake Farenthold (R-TX), as you can see, 

has made one too many trips to the slopjar.

Representative Blake Farenthold (R-The Other White Meat)

 is of the opinion that sitting on President Obama may well

be more effective in neutralizing him than impeachment.

You get three guesses whether Blake Farenthold is a 

Republican congressman from Texas, and the first two 

don't count.

Representative Blake Farenthold (R-TX) disputes the claim

that he owns over $35 million in assets, which makes him one

 of the wealthiest freshmen in the House.  "I'm not nearly as

rich as I look," he says.

Blake Farenthold Playing Hook'em Horns

Blake Farenthold Playing Hook'em Whores