"Fido Friday dead ahead, Captain!"

It's Almost Heaven!

Amazon of the Seas

Trumpnik Ship of State Floundering in

Heavy Seas

Nautical Humor

Flagship of the NeoConfederate Navy

An Ebbing Tide Lowers All Yachts

The Least Racist Person in the World Canoeing

 the Least Polluted River in the World

Hot Dog Boat: It's What's for Dinner

Ah, Solitude!

Blake Farenthold, Republican Party Barge

"Shiver me timbers, it's Commander 

Horatio Klanblower!"

When he saw how big the Patagotitan was, Noah

realized he needed a bigger boat.

Praise the Lord and Pass the Mustard!

Trump's Armada Steaming Toward North Korea

Keep Motorboating Alive!

Andy Holt, Tennessee Party Barge, Seeking Way to

Show His Support for Captain Moroni and the Bundy

Boys

A Doocy Canoe

Zombeaver Savagely Attacks Vampire Kayaker

Every time a same-sex marriage occurs, Don Dwyer (R-MD)

feels compelled to get drunk and drive a boat or car.  And 

this is really getting in the way of his campaign to get re-

elected to the Maryland House of Delegates.