Is the Pandemic Over?

According to the CDC, over 48 million Americans use 

marijuana.  According to Lara Ingraham, they suffer

 from 'pot psychosis' and are inclined toward 'violent 

behavior'. Uh-oh!  America is doomed!

If Covid-19 didn't kill you in 2021, maybe a firearm did.

The Onion Sues Tucker Carlson for 

'Territorial Infringement'

Tom 'Mr. Dweeby' Cotton Sez:  “The CDC is a thoroughly 

politicized agency, and their school reopening advice 

should be disregarded.”

Robert Redfield, director of the CDC, might say of 

Scott Atlas, Trump's COVID-19 adviser, "Everything 

he says is false, including 'and' and 'the'."

And those who aren't drinking hand sanitizer are

drinking Trump's Kool-Aid.

Mother Pence thinks Mike looks so 

handsome in his new robe.

Warm Scuzzies #767

Brenda Fitzgerald

"Who is that?"

"Some guy at the CDC who said 'science-based'."

Based on a recent poll conducted by the CDC and JAMA,

some experts warn that if all the overweight people

in America today were to go on a diet tomorrow,

the Earth might lose its balance and plummet into the Sun.