Apparently, the only part of this tale that

isn't true is the testicular location of the

tasering.

Warm Scuzzies #435

Randy McMillan

British Cops Mistake Three Blind Mice for Watery 

Tarts Throwing Swords, Tase Them

"Don't Tazo me, bro!"

According to Amnesty International, over 500 Americans

have died from being Tasered by the police over the past

 ten years.  Think of it:  you can be electrocuted by the

 police without ever being arrested, tried, or convicted of 

anything, like, say, running without permission across

a baseball field with a broken arm.

Team Builds Anti-Taser That 'Reverses the Charges'

"And then I'll tase you if you have no legs!

And then I'll tase you again if you have

no arms!"

The Day Bambi Got Tasered

Obnoxious Journalist Threatens Droning Senator with
 Questions, Is Tasered by Cops for 'Carrying a Book 
Without a Permit'

"Way cooler than Disneyworld!" exclaimed Jeff Kahn,

after he had been tasered just for the thrill of it.