The Sordid Story of Southern Baptist Preachers Trying

to Keep Up with Roman Catholic Priests

Warm Scuzzies #1,175

Salvatore J. Cordileone

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #966

Frank Pavone

Pope Francis, World's Most Famous Celibate, 

Says Italy’s Low Birth Rate Is a ‘Tragedy’

Warm Scuzzies #1,074

Michael Panicali

Warm Scuzzies #1,057

Jeffrey Burrill

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #824

Theodore Rothrock

Pedophile Priest Sez: "Brett Kavanaugh, I feel your

 pain. Like you, I have remained a virgin many years

 after high school."

Cardinal Sean O'Malley Named President of 

The Pontifical Commission for the Protection

 of Minors and Funny Red Hats

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #675

Frank Pavone

When Apollo spoke, Pythia, the Oracle of Delphi,

would tell the people what he meant. Likewise,

when Trump speaks, Pence, the Oracle of 

Indiana, tells us what he means.

Father Brandon Morse Demands Apology from Old Navy

Austin Police Say Larry Steve McQuilliams 

Belonged to Phineas Phreak Priesthood

Father Paul Scalia Sez:  "Homosexual acts are intrinsically 

disordered. The word disordered means that such acts 

fail to observe the design and purpose of human 

sexuality. They lack the natural ordering to 

procreation, like acts of celibacy do.  They are

 also unconstitutional.  Just ask my Dad."

First Comes Confession, Then Execution

Father Kevin Wallin (aka 'Monsignor Meth') was a cross-

dresser who liked 'sex in the rectory' and laundered his 

drug money by operating a shop, the Land of Oz, that 

sold porn and sex toys.  Otherwise, he was 'a very 

honorable man of God'.

CatholicTV Rolls Out Shows in 3-D to Attract Youth,

or

Father Knows Best

Pope Benedict's rhetoric is so soporific it can render
new priests comatose at a range of up to fifty yards.

Sights for Sore Eyes #1

Six Homophobic Episcopal Priests

Sitting in a Row

What business does a priest have at the 5th World Meeting of Families?