Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition

Like the Spanish Inquisition, nobody

expected the Corncob Lobby.

A Portrait of Charlie Kirk as a Young Inquisitor

Nobody Expects the Religious Liberty Task Force

Tomás de Torquemada Cotton Opposes Bipartisan 

Criminal Justice Reform That Would Loosen 

Mandatory Minimum Sentences

David French Sez:  "America doesn’t have a problem 

with Christian terrorism, because anyone who claims

 to be a Christian and commits a terrorist act is, by 

definition, not a Christian.  Trust me."

"Tell us again, Mr. Hewitt, how long the Spanish 

Inquisition has been forcing you to sit in the comfy chair."

RedState Inquisitor Sez:  "Barack 

Obama is not, in any meaningful 

way, a Christian.  Burn him, I

decree, burn him!"

And having said that, Pope Francis warned,

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

While no one expects the Spanish Inquisition,

the same cannot be said of Spam-on-a-Stick.

Cardinal Raymond Burke Loses Job with Spanish Inquisition

Greg Ball (R-NY) Believes Tomás de Torquemada Has

a Lot to Teach America in the 21st Century

Grand Inquisitor Santorum and his ruthlessly efficient band

of men in nice red uniforms had put the little lady on the rack

for her 'phony theology' and 'radical environmentalism'.  

"I bid you welcome.  The shape of mainline Protestantism

in this country is in shambles. It is gone from the

world of Christianity as I see it.  And, yes, nobody

expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

said Richard Nixon unexpectedly.

Catholic Blogger Aims to Purge Dissenters

the Old-Fashioned Way

"You weren't expecting me, were you? Tell the

truth, now: you were really expecting the

Spanish Inquistion!"

If Halloween is absolutely anti-Christian,
why is Cardinal Francis George wearing
this scary Torquemada costume today?

Vatican Laments Drop in Confessions, May Opt for
Enhanced Interrogation Techniques

Thanks to the influence of Monty Python, it is now widely

believed that nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

That's not quite accurate. The Nuns of Savona do.