"Like Donald Trump, I'm a talking yam,

but I'm not vulgar like he is."

Starving Granny Sez: "I bet you wish you could cut me down

With those Zombie Eyes."

"Goggle-Eyed Homunculi Make Better Presidents,"

Says Wholly-Owned Subsidiary of Koch Industries

The Unexpurgated Bible #86

And then Woodward the Sadducee said unto 

the Captain of the Temple, "Pierce hath 

blown my 'liberal' cover.  The time has come

 for me to take refuge among the Essenes

 down at the Wadi Qumran until this storm

 blows over."

"Professor Reynolds, should I start a petition calling for

the deportation of Charles Pierce because he called you

 'Jubilation T. Cornpone'?"

"We love it when Charles Pierce writes about the 

'lavatories of democracy'.  Don't you?"