Mrs. Potato Head had just begun to put on her face

when the phone rang.

Not Mrs. Potato Head

Pence Lays Groundwork for 2024 Run

Don't be surprised when the next time you order a pizza, 

the waiter asks, "Want fries with that?"

Hippopotatomus

Republican Tater Tot War Erupts in Idaho

At 94, Benedict is the world's oldest living McPope.

Suspected heat-beaming weapon can

bake a potato over 500 meters away.

"Don't call me Culture War.  Call me

Mr. Culture War."

The Three Foci of the Post-Trump GOP

When they get tired playing with Mr. Potato Head,

your children can play with Lego 'Capital Invasion'.

Pence's First Law of Metaphysics

Janice McGeachin, Idaho Lieutenant Governor, Showing

Two Reasons to Avoid the Tater Tot State

If you're lucky, when you're as old as Mitch

McConnell, your face won't look like a bowl

of lumpy mashed potatoes.  If you're lucky.

"Honey, you really should get up off the couch

more often, because you're beginning to look

a lot like an Idaho potato."

Even Mr. Potato Head knows that.

Mama had warned her Spud was a masher.

We're All Couch Potatoes Now

Even Mr Potato Head knows that!

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