If you have trouble telling them apart, just

remember Bob Woodward wears glasses and

Pruneface didn't.

"No, Bob, I’m not worried about contracting 

COVID-19. I don’t know why I’m not. I’m not."

Alex Jones Sez: "I am like the Bob Woodward and

Carl Bernstein of the Sandy Hook Massacre Hoax."

"Jeff Bezos isn't Rupert Murdoch, so I don't see any

downside for my clown act at the Washington Post."

"Gene Sperling's email was code for 'You better watch 

out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling 

you why'."

What Bob Woodward Said Gene Sperling

Said:  "They're not happy at all. It was said

 very clearly, you will regret doing this."

What Gene Sperling Actually Said:

"I do truly believe you should rethink 

your comment about saying that POTUS 

asking for revenues is moving the goal 

post. I know you may not believe this, 

but as a friend, I think you will regret 

staking out that claim."  Moral of

Story:  If you receive a friend request

from Bob Woodward on Facebook,

ignore it.

The Unexpurgated Bible #86

And then Woodward the Sadducee said unto 

the Captain of the Temple, "Pierce hath 

blown my 'liberal' cover.  The time has come

 for me to take refuge among the Essenes

 down at the Wadi Qumran until this storm

 blows over."

"Bob Woodward is different from you and me."

"Yes, he has more access to egomaniacs."

"Why is Bob Woodward always pickin' on me?"

"Forget about that 'free speech' nonsense! If you want to 
hear one of my speeches, it'll cost you somewhere between 
$15,000 and $60,000, depending on the desired 
truth-to-bullshit ratio."

How apropos the cover of Woodward's new book

is red, the same color as the states which twice

voted to make George Bush President.

Bob Woodward Launches Sneak Attack

on George Bush