Tenth Justice

The Great Stone Head of the

High Court

Absotively and Posilutely Shamanesque

If Clarence Thomas has his way, 'To Cast False Aspersions

 on Public Figures with Near Impunity' will render you 

liable to being sued into bankruptcy.  So, watch 

what you say about Ginni Thomas, Pennywise, 

and the Wicked Witch of the West.

Wasn't Clarence Thomas surprised when his chair 

was moved to the back of the Supreme Court.

Clarence Thomas says the Supreme Court 'should reconsider'

 its contraception and same-sex marriage rulings.  Why Thomas

 omitted the interracial marriage ruling (Loving v. Virginia, 1967)

 was unclear.

Henceforth, we should name all mass shootings

like we name hurricanes, e. g., 

Bloodbath Clarence.

American Grotesque

American Throwback is a sadly underrated

Regionalist classic.

"Abandon Ship!" Justice Thomas bellowed.

The only thing worse than 'tremendously bad' is

'badly tremendous'.

Models for Grant Wood's 'American Gothic' Posing

Next to Their Latest Acquisition, 'American Throwback'

Don't try to bully Clarence Thomas.  He's unbulliable.

Clarence Cuts a Chogie

Ginni had rubbed off on Clarence, no doubt about it.

Clarence Thomas Sez:  “The fiery trial through which Ginni

 and I passed had the effect of melding us into one being."

Venezuelan Voting Machines, Italian Satellites, Chinese 

Thermostats, German Servers, and Anita Hill

Lest we forget, it was George Herbert Walker Bush

who put Clarence Thomas on the Supreme Court.

Supreme Courtin' Is Fun

Thomas Celebrates His Dissent by Doing His

Popular Impression of His Wife Ginny