Mark Meadows's best friend is not his dog.  

It's his smartphone.

Mark Meadows and Rudy Giuliani Re-Enacting 

The Green Mile

On January 6, was Mark Meadows "either completely 

incompetent at the job or was he having a nervous 

breakdown?”  Mick Mulvaney wants to know.

Elbow Bump

A meeting of the funny bones.

Elbow Bump

Even better when you're stoned!

It was another bad day Mark Meadows.

The human nose can detect 1 trillion odors, 

including Mark Meadows' Flop Sweat.

"I don't recall ever advocating for Marshall Law,"

said What's-Her-Name.

When was the last time you had a big,

steaming bowl of GOPer scandal?

Well, neighbor, that's too long!

Lest we forget, it was George Herbert Walker Bush

who put Clarence Thomas on the Supreme Court.

Nancy Pelosi ripping up her copy of Trump's

State of the Union address is just like Trump

flushing classified documents down the toilet.

Just ask Mark Meadows, Trump's Chief of

Analogies.

Peter Navarro Sez:  “Pence betrayed Trump. Marc Short is a 

Koch Network dog. Meadows is a fool and a coward. Cheney 

and Kinzinger are useful idiots for Nancy Pelosi and the woke Left.”

Lament of a Trichophiliac

According to Mark Meadows, only 'a handful of fanatics'

were involved in the Capitol Hill Insurrection.  According

to Donald Trump, it was 'hundreds and hundreds of 

thousands of people."  That's a mighty big handful.

Not to Be Confused with the

Magnificent Seven

When Mark Meadows Heard It Was His Turn in

the COVID Barrel

Chief of Staff Mark Meadows is one of the 'cautious

optimists' in the Trump Administration.

Some people are stupid but don't look it.

Mark Meadows looks it.

As Trump's new Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows believes

he will be in a better position to send Obama back to

Kenya.

"Trump has accomplished so much," said Meadows, 

"I'm really not needed anymore."

Mark Meadows has been promising to send Obama home

 to Kenya since 2012.