Clarence Thomas says the Supreme Court 'should reconsider'

 its contraception and same-sex marriage rulings.  Why Thomas

 omitted the interracial marriage ruling (Loving v. Virginia, 1967)

 was unclear.

"Look, we don't have a rubber shortage in America."

Kanye Interruptus Said to Be More Effective Than

 Rhythm Method in Preventing Unwanted Music

?

Greg Gutfeld Trying to Decide What He Would Enjoy

More:  Truth or 'Sex without Consequences'

These five Old Catholic Men---Anthony Kennedy (77), Antonin

Scalia (78), John Roberts (59), Samuel Alito (64), and Clarence

Thomas (66)---have ruled that corporations aren't required to

 offer contraceptive coverage in their employee insurance 

plans under Obamacare.  Why is this not surprising?

"Nice cape!"

"Yes, I made it out of materials I bought at Hobby Lobby."

The Unexpurgated Bible #99

And the Supreme Court blessed those who labored for 

Hobby Lobby, and the Supreme Court said unto them, 

"Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and 

subdue it."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #567

Steven Anderson

Uncle Sugar Sez:  "Ladies, let thy libidos go!"

If all American men were like Mike Huckabee, American 

women wouldn't have a problem controlling their libidos.

“By the way, Republicans don’t have a problem 

with women.  They have a problem with un-

married women who think, ‘No, we don’t 

need national defense, we need our birth 

control paid for.’  And why? Because 

single women look at the government 

as their husbands.”  

"Should we assume, Ms. Coulter, you're

 not in that category?"

"Yes, I'm an Ugly Duchess and I don't

need birth control."

With a birth control pill taped to his nose and wearing

condoms on each of his fingers, Glenn Beck demonstrated

 to his Internet audience today how to perform oral sex on

 your girlfriend without removing your cap and without

getting her pregnant.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #501

Bob Fitzsimmonds

Lady Texans, Get Ready for

Doctor Invasive

Attorney General Cuccinelli Embraces Civil

Disobedience, Goes to Jail in Fight Against

Contraception Mandate

Founder and CEO of Knobby Lobby

Opposes Birth Control, Intends to 

Defy ObamaCare Mandate

What if the owners of a retail chain were to say, "It's 

against our religion to hire anyone who is gay, swarthy,

or Muslim?"  Would that be OK?

Warm Scuzzies #324

Hobby Lobby

Recently-Declassified Photograph #30

Admiral Yamamoto Planning Surprise Attack

on American Religious Freedom

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #403

Mike Kelly