'Fat Leonard' Francis, Mastermind of Navy Bribery Scheme, 

Captured in Venezuela after Escaping House Arrest in San Diego

Venezuelan Voting Machines, Italian Satellites, Chinese 

Thermostats, German Servers, and Anita Hill

Sidney Powell Sez:  “We will not allow this great Republic 

to be stolen by communists from without and within and our

 votes altered or manipulated by foreign actors in Hong 

Kong, Iran, Venezuela, or Serbia.”

Sidney Powell's conspiracy theory is that "Venezuela, Cuba 

and other 'communist' interests had used a secret algorithm 

to hack into voting machines and steal millions of votes from 

President Trump." This theory has been nominated for a  

Dale Gribble Award for having so many moving parts 

and for requiring total suspension of disbelief.

Hugo Chávez, Undead Since 2013, Behind

Venezuelan Plot to Steal the Election for

Joe Biden

Bay of Pigs Invasion Re-Enactors Blame

Faulty GPS Mapping for So-Called

'Venezuelan Coup Attempt'

Trump Places Third in Long-Winded Sweepstakes

"I'm not capitalizing my words randomly. 

I capitalize words 'only for emphasis' 

because I want to invade Venezuela."

"And after you drop Hiroshima on North Korea and 

Nagasaki on Venezuela, what then, old man?"

Anti-Government Protesters Deploy Air-Cooled 

.50-Caliber Slingshot

It was unfortunate the Obama Administration had to 

declare war on all the zombies in China, Russia, Cuba, 

Venezuela, and Ecuador in order to capture Edward 

Snowden, but it was worth it.

President of Venezuela Suspected of Spying

on North America

Hugo Chavez Makes Bid to Surpass Pat Robertson for the

Crackpottiest Theory of the Haitian Earthquake

Observers have advanced several theories to explain

why the President of Venezuela gets so agitated when

Mickey's big hand points at 12.

If he were to start wearing a blue beret tomorrow, Hugo

Chavez's hold on power in Venezuela probably wouldn't

last more than six months.

Condi Rice Impersonator Exposed as Hugo

Chavez Mole in the Mickey Mouse Club

Just in Time for Christmas!

Chavez Forever Dolls!

For Sale: Cheap!

Months later, the President of Venezuela realized his Songs

for Always CD was what turned a majority of his people

against him and interrupted his quest for more power.

"Look, Ma, NO hands!"

"Hugo, baby, do you know where I could get my hands

on some petrol--and quick? This rationing shit is a

real pain in the gas!"