The CIA has fired Agent 006 (aka Bradley Johnson) for 

his role in pushing the Italygate Conspiracy Theory, 

wherein satellites and military technology were used 

to steal the 2020 election from Donald Trump.

Satellite Spots One of the Biggest Methane Leaks Ever; 

Russian Company Giving Earthlings the Gas

Venezuelan Voting Machines, Italian Satellites, Chinese 

Thermostats, German Servers, and Anita Hill

According to the Italygate Conspiracy Theory,  "people working 

for an Italian defense contractor, in coordination with senior 

CIA officials, used military satellites to switch votes from Trump

 to Joe Biden and swing the result of the election."

Steve Bannon's favorite channel on Sirius/XM is Lithium

 Grunge (music curated by Vladimir Putin 24/7).

"If you don't listen to me on The Howard Stern Show, you 

are really more like a zombie, a rotting corpse monster, 

living half a life, deadened and blackened inside."

"So much space debris!" laments the Earth Day Pessimist.

"So many satellites!" sings the Earth Day Optimist.

Barack Obama's 'Sputnik Moment'

Sarah Palin's 'Spudnut Moment'

NASA Satellite Fails to Reach Orbit, Still Succeeds in

Stimulating the Economy to the Tune of $278 Million

If everybody could keep and bear missiles, shooting down

the errant spy satellite would be a piece of cake.

Spy Satellite So Secretive It Refuses to Tell the

Military Where It Will Crash and Burn

According to Entertainment Weekly,

Howard Stern is superduper pissed that

the Sirius Radio satellite has been aimed

in the wrong direction, and, as a result,

his 4 million listeners are from Uranus.