Resurrection of the Comsymps

Shut out of social media, Trump re-invents the telegraph.

Quit your bellyaching, Devin!  There's always two

Dixie cups and a piece of string.

Trump Takes Control of Coronavirus Messaging

As Grindl the Guru once said, "The centipede has a 

thousand legs but he cannot tapdance."

"More proactive means more nonverbal," Mulvaney says.

How ironic that Hope Hicks, the White House

Communications Director, refuses to talk to the 

House Intelligence Committee.  That pretty much

sums up the Trump Administration, doesn't it?

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Trump White House Communications Director

The Day Monkeys Learned to Chant

Having now had several close encounters of the unfortunate

kind with the news media. Dr. Ben Carson has decided

to henceforth rely solely on nonverbal communication.

Here, for instance, he is answering a question of 

considerable import to women's health, namely, 

"Are mammograms worth it?"

Generally speaking, talking to yourself is not considered

 a sign of insanity, unless you happen to do it this way.

Holy Moses, how much he wanted to speak! But he had

taken the Vow of Silence, and he knew God was listening.