Showing posts with label Ben Carson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ben Carson. Show all posts

Monday, October 25, 2021

Ben Carson and Ted Cruz Staying Alive 
in the Orgasmadome

Saturday, November 21, 2020

But Brother Carson has apparently pulled through, thanks
to Jesus, Donald Trump, and the doctors at the
Walter Reed National Military Medical Center.

Monday, November 16, 2020

It'll be nice to have Joe Biden as President, but it'll be even 
nicer to not have the following creeps in his administration:  
Mike Pence, William Barr, Mike Pompeo, Betsy DeVos, Ben 
Carson, and Elaine Chao.

Monday, November 09, 2020

First Positive News About Ben Carson
Since 2017

Sunday, April 26, 2020

HUD Secretary Calls for Expansion
of Pyramid Power Program to 
Battle COVID-19 Pandemic

Thursday, February 13, 2020

They Love Doing Dishes

Friday, November 01, 2019

Ben Carson Announces Trump Administration's
New 'We Dismember Ugly Houses' Campaign

Sunday, September 22, 2019

Ben Carson Sez:  “If I wake up tomorrow and I feel like 
I’m Chinese, it doesn’t necessarily make me Fu Manchu.”

Friday, May 24, 2019

"I will be here when you are ready to
roll with the changes," Ben says.

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Oreo Gets Double Stuffed at HUD Hearing

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

"If Joseph built pyramids to store grain,
I can build pyramids to store Froot Loops,"
Carson rejoined.

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Now that his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame has
been pulverized, Trump will be demanding that three
pyramids be built in his honor, which, according to
HUD Secretary Ben Carson, can be used to store the
nation's surplus of Froot Loops.

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

The Gospel of Jesus's 13th Disciple, 
the Great Physician

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

'Ben Carson throws his wife under the bus for purchase
of $31,000 dining set'
Johnson Joy, Ben Carson's chief information
officer at HUD, has abruptly resigned. He faces
 corruption allegations in connection with the
construction of a huge pyramid to be used for
 storing the nation's surplus of Froot Loops.

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Ben Carson Caught in Big Lie, Did Not Win $31,000 
Dining Room Set by Choosing What Was Behind Door
 No. 3 on The Price Is Right

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

After he dines at his $31,000 table, Ben Carson
reclines on his $165,000 lounge furniture.
Ben Carson Gives 'Urban Development' 
a Whole New Meaning

Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Ben Carson Explains to His Disciples the
Rising Cost of Last Suppers

Thursday, December 21, 2017

"Quit grovelling!  Who do you think I am---Donald Trump?"