Ben Carson and Ted Cruz Staying Alive 

in the Orgasmadome

But Brother Carson has apparently pulled through, thanks

to Jesus, Donald Trump, and the doctors at the

Walter Reed National Military Medical Center.

It'll be nice to have Joe Biden as President, but it'll be even 

nicer to not have the following creeps in his administration:  

Mike Pence, William Barr, Mike Pompeo, Betsy DeVos, Ben 

Carson, and Elaine Chao.

First Positive News About Ben Carson

Since 2017

HUD Secretary Calls for Expansion

of Pyramid Power Program to 

Battle COVID-19 Pandemic

They Love Doing Dishes

Ben Carson Announces Trump Administration's

New 'We Dismember Ugly Houses' Campaign

Ben Carson Sez:  “If I wake up tomorrow and I feel like 

I’m Chinese, it doesn’t necessarily make me Fu Manchu.”

"I will be here when you are ready to

roll with the changes," Ben says.

Oreo Gets Double Stuffed at HUD Hearing

"If Joseph built pyramids to store grain,

I can build pyramids to store Froot Loops,"

Carson rejoined.

Now that his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame has

been pulverized, Trump will be demanding that three

pyramids be built in his honor, which, according to

HUD Secretary Ben Carson, can be used to store the

nation's surplus of Froot Loops.

The Gospel of Jesus's 13th Disciple, 

the Great Physician

'Ben Carson throws his wife under the bus for purchase

of $31,000 dining set'

Johnson Joy, Ben Carson's chief information

officer at HUD, has abruptly resigned. He faces

 corruption allegations in connection with the

construction of a huge pyramid to be used for

 storing the nation's surplus of Froot Loops.

Ben Carson Caught in Big Lie, Did Not Win $31,000 

Dining Room Set by Choosing What Was Behind Door

 No. 3 on The Price Is Right

After he dines at his $31,000 table, Ben Carson

reclines on his $165,000 lounge furniture.

Ben Carson Gives 'Urban Development' 

a Whole New Meaning

Ben Carson Explains to His Disciples the

Rising Cost of Last Suppers

"Quit grovelling!  Who do you think I am---Donald Trump?"