"Hey, where ya'll headed?"

"To another one of those goddam Wayne LaPierre 

NRA lectures!"

Not until what Mitt Romney said on the ' secret tape' was 

translated into Swahili did it sound more elegant.  Unfor-

tunately, Swahili is spoken primarily in Tanzania, Kenya, 

and Congo, countries where he is not expected to run 

for high office until 2016.

Congolese Rebel Group Still Seeking Thieves

Who Stole Office Building

"We're shipping you out C.O.D., kiddo, so good luck!"

Bipedal Killing Machine Very Proud of Technicolor Muffler

Kiosque d'Amour Opens in Congo; Operators See

It as First Link in Emerging Chain of Kissing Booths

SuperShuttle à la Congo

Displaced Congolese Woman Indifferent to Outcome

of Coleman/Franken Recount Process in Minnesota;

Claims She Has Never Heard of Nate Silver

Supporters of the candidate who lost the presidential

election have sacked and burned the Supreme Court. No,

not in the United States in 2000 but in the Democratic

Republic of the Congo in 2006.

Would it be fair to say this young Congolese

has Jeanne-Pierre Bemba on his mind?

An illegal immigrant in the Democratic Republic of the Congo

betrayed his country of origin today when he put on a

Joseph Kabila mask, pointed at his head, made a corkscrew

motion with his right hand, and said, "El jefe es loco en la cabeza!"

Spanish Sleeping Brigade Prepares for Departure to the Congo