As Trump's new Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows believes

he will be in a better position to send Obama back to

Kenya.

Mark Meadows has been promising to send Obama home

 to Kenya since 2012.

"It's not widely known, but Hitler was born in Kenya, too."

"I give Obama tremendous credit.  It's just too bad he

was born in Kenya."

Not until what Mitt Romney said on the ' secret tape' was 

translated into Swahili did it sound more elegant.  Unfor-

tunately, Swahili is spoken primarily in Tanzania, Kenya, 

and Congo, countries where he is not expected to run 

for high office until 2016.

"Obama grew up in Kenya and I grew up where people say

'I misspoke' a lot."

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Kenyan Recyclable Materials Scavenger

Have you noticed how Republicans are always wanting to
CUT things: taxes, Social Security, Head Start, Medicare,
student loans, levee funding, NEA, CPB, et cetera? They
call to mind the Luo tribesmen of Kenya who are always
wanting to cut things, too.

If you are too tall and would like to shed a few inches,

this fellow claims he can fix you right up.

"It looks like life works this way, Jomo:

you grow up, you go crazy, you kill people."

After having the riot act read to him by Sarah Hussein Obama,

Barack's grandmother, Jerome Corsi was deported from Kenya

on the ground that he was 'impersonating an author'.

The Maasai shepherd boy had really been looking forward to watching

Wolf Blitzer cover the Democratic National Convention this week. But

then his dog got a thorn in its paw, which initiated a chain of events

that made convention-watching impractical for him, if not

altogether impossible. "Maybe 2012," he thought.

Displaced children do not endorse products. But this one

thinks Lifesaver Radials are too good not to be talked about.

"Machetes don't kill people; people kill people!"

"Halt, knave, or I shall be forced to find out

if you're truly faster than a speeding bullet!"

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