In the 19th century, Russia gave the world Pushkin, 

Tolstoy, and Dostoevsky.  In the 20th century, Russia 

gave the world Lenin, Stalin, and the AK-47.

"When I'm gone, my son, Kim Jong-un, is liable to get drunk

and start executing his kinfolks and all their friends.  He 

believes he's Stalin redivīvus, you know."

Russian Artist Flees Country After Depicting

Vladimir Putin Combing the Hair of Dmitry

Medvedev with Obviously Fake 'Stunt Breasts'

Shortly Before Kim Jong-il Boarded Adios Airlines on His

Way to Workers' Paradise

What He Found There

"As I was growing up, the Politburo was still debating whether

the mountain bike was invented by Lenin or Stalin. We know

now, of course, that it was either Gorbachev or Yeltsin."

Do you have any idea how many Crypto-Communist Cooties

were exchanged when North Korea's Kim Jong-il shook

hands recently with Russia's Dmitry Medvedev? 

Russian President Gives a 'Thumbs Up' to Svetlana, His

Wife, for Keeping a Blacklist of Staffers Who Aren't

Totally Committed to Him

If you know what's good for you,

don't mess with Dmitry!

"Good-bye, smoggy world!"

"Have you ever considered a career

as a Russian spy?"

"Agreed, Mr. President! If you refrain from trying
to peer into my soul, I'll do the same."

"She calls you 'Pootie-Poot', you call her 'Cocky Wacko'.

And then you ask her to explain the difference between

entente and detente. Vladimir, you should have

been a comedian!"

Matryoshka Doll Accused of Revealing Russian State Secret

First Successful Gig Young Clone Elected President of Russia