It was neither death that disappointed Nicolai Lenin

 nor was it the embalmer.  What disappointed him 

was the simple fact that he would no longer be 

able to do stand-up in the Velveeta Room.

Lenin Shows Putin How It's Done

Marxist Critical Rodent Theory Wreaking 

Havoc in Gated Communities

Marxist-Lennonism More Contagious Than Delta Variant

Mick Mulvaney with the Delegates to the 8th Bolshevik

Party Conference in 1919

When he's not managing Trump's re-election campaign,

Brad Parscale likes to scare audiences with his 

Grigori Rasputin and Nicolai Lenin impressions.

We Have Met the Enemy and 

He Is Trump

"Today, children, Alex the Clown will

be telling us about the Leninist in the

White House."

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Lenin's Giant Head Is Missing

In the 19th century, Russia gave the world Pushkin, 

Tolstoy, and Dostoevsky.  In the 20th century, Russia 

gave the world Lenin, Stalin, and the AK-47.

Libertarians dream of the day when government is so 

small it can be drowned in a bathtub. Marxist-Leninists

 dream of the day when government completely withers 

away.  Radicals and utopians they both are, brothers

 and sisters under the skin.

"I was the first member of Congress to call Barack Obama

 a socialist who embraces Marxist-Leninist policies."

"That's good to know, Dr. Broun, but I'd still like to

 find out whether you think Preparation-H is physically,

or only psychologically, addictive."

"To the Finland Station, fellow teabaggers! 

Comrade Lenin will meet us there!"

Recently-Declassified Photograph #13
President Obama Indoctrinating Little Girl in
Marxist-Leninist Easter-Egg-Rolling Technique

"Dialectical materialism forever, mofos!"

"Greetings, fellow revolutionaries! Thanks to Comrades Gramm,

Bush, and McCain, everything is going according to plan. Like

Comrade Lenin says, 'We will not have to attack the United

States. It will fall into our hands like an overripe fruit'."

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This year's Leninpalooza was over, so it was time for the

festival goers to pack up and head back to the 1920s.

In the Chinese village of Nanjie, Lenin still rules

and Mao Zedong is revered as a god. In line with

their beliefs, the 3,100 residents of Nanjie earn,

on average, about $30 a month.