"It's Doocy, not Douchey!" he exclaimed petulantly.

"It's Doocy, not Douchey!"

Lindsey Graham Paddling His Douche Canoe

"Elect me, or I'll send Joe Pesci to Wisconsin to

cuss you all out!"

Ross Douthat Sez: "For the most part Obama's 

speech felt surprisingly banal and jury-rigged,

 not nearly douchey enough to suit me."

It may seem cruel, but there's a

good reason why many call him

'Ross Douchehat'.

Anti-Summer's Eve Protester Admits He's

No Fan of The Vagina Monlogues

Bold & Fresh? Sounds like a vaginal douche, doesn't it?

Anti-Massengill Activists Take to the Streets

Joe Scarborough still has a ways to

go before he deserves to be called

a 'complete douchebag'.

This is a 'complete douchebag'.