Peter, Son of Doocy, Seeks Answers to Questions About 

Objects in the Skies and Unidentified Aerial Phenomena

Steve Doocy Diagnosed with TNCS

(Trump No Collusion Syndrome)

Remember when we thought The Russians Are Coming!

The Russians Are Coming! was just a comedy?

"So, when did you first suspect that Steve Doocy is 

not of this Earth?"

Time Tourist #10

Trump didn't find out until he saw it on Fox and Friends 

that he had been impeached.

"It's Doocy, not Douchey!"

Seen One Fascist Rat Bastard, Seen Them All

"I don't just brush my teeth.  I brush my entire face with

Colgate® Optic White three times a day."

A Doocy Canoe

Martha MacCallum Sez:  “Women get paid exactly 

what they’re worth.  They are worth a heck of a

lot---just not as much as men, like Sean Hannity,

Neil Cavuto, Steve Doocy, Brian Kilmeade, and

Roger Ailes.  Especially Roger Ailes."

‘Pocket Hose’ Demonstration on Fox & Friends Goes 

Horribly Awry; Brian Kilmeade Promises to Not Pull

It Out on Camera Ever Again

Steve Doocy Demonstrating His 'Paraphrase' of

Standard Teabagging Technique

Steve Doocy has a new book.

You might think the plural of 'Doofus' is 'Doofi'.

  It's not.  It's 'Doocy'.

"All peckerwoods are equal, but some peckerwoods

are more equal than others."

Avoid Contact with Skin

This is a balloon knot, not an asshole.

This is an asshole.

"Hey, America! Did you notice my flag pin is three times

bigger than Senator Biden's? And, doggone it, how do you

like the way my winks are making American males sit up a

little straighter on the couch? And what about my smile?

Isn't it sparkling and mesmerizing? Can't you just see little

starbursts coming through your TV screen and ricocheting

around the room right now? Debates are so awesome,

aren't they?"

World's Worst Yobs #41

Steve Doocy