Hillary Clinton Sez:  "Please do not take medical advice from 

a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.”

Adventures in Aestheticism #115

The Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III Memorial Eclipse

Trump Likes Image of Him 'Eclipsing' Obama

Trump Proving Eclipse Blindness a Hoax Like

Global Warming

If you can't see Trump staring at the Sun, you probably

viewed the solar eclipse the same way he did.

"Like that lucky old sun, give me nothing to do

But roll around heaven all day."

Don't throw those eclipse sunglasses away.

They may come in handy someday.

Like so many punk bands of the '80s, the Totaled Eclipse is

 said to be criminally underrated.

How to View a Total Ellipse without 

Endangering Your Eyesight

Just because you're a Flat Earther doesn't mean

you can't get excited about tomorrow's solar eclipse.

Moon Blamed for 'Throwing Shade' on Planet Earth

Chris Christie Going into Eclipse?

Newt's Ego Eclipses Moon

As Andrew Breitbart descended into

lunacy, people began to notice how his

face was gradually being eclipsed by

tiny little hairs.

This year's eclipse of Mahmoud Abbas, the Palestinian
Sun, was almost total. Maybe next year.

Glenn Beck Loses GEICO, Sargento, Procter & Gamble,
Men's Wearhouse, Progressive Insurance, State Farm,
and Lawyers.com as Advertisers, Goes into Partial
Eclipse; Can a Total Eclipse Be Far Off?

Beach Bums Watching Barack Obama Eclipse John McCain