Warm Scuzzies #892

Gordon Sondland

Tory Humor

Farage Barrage

When Mr. Brexit Was Still in Nappies

Boris the Spider Exits Brexit Stage Right

It Had Been a Hard Brexit Night

Adventures in Lexicology #19

Sexit (/seksɪt/), n. Andropause or the Male Climacteric.

[Brexit and Texit are sure signs of Sexit.]

The triumph of Brexit was the Checkout Generation's 

'Up Yours!' to young people.

Shortly after this photograph was taken, Jose Manuel Barroso,

European Commission President, uttered an ancient Spanish

curse and then burst into a million shards.

A beehive of activity, the European Parliament voted

overwhelmingly today in favor of more honey.

Javier Solana, Secretary-General of the European Union, is

seeking a restraining order against the Star of Bethlehem,

which, he claims, has been stalking him ever since he made

a flippant remark about the Baby Jesus.

Having recently suffered a concussion, European Union foreign

policy chief Javier Solana says he is still seeing stars.

The European Union is working on a new breed of

all-plastic cattle which will be completely immune

to Mad Cow Disease.

The only thing standing between Romania and the European
 Union is a new statue of Ozymandias.