At 82, Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross looks old

for his age.

Alan Dershowitz is such a crybaby.

Chuck Grassley Could Face His Most Competitive Election

 Since 1980, the Year Post-It Notes Were Invented

Wall Street Journal Editorial Board Labels Trump

'Three Time Loser'

Barbie, now 85, tells us to be kind to octogenarians.

Octogenarian Alabama Mossback Still Able to

Send Private Signals

At age 87, Larry King's 8 marriages finally 

caught up with him.

Warm Scuzzies #992

Joseph Epstein

He's 80-years-old and he believes he's 'divinely inspired'

to sell Silver Solution to the masses.  He's Jim Bakker

and he's getting closer to the day he'll join Tammy Faye

in Paradise.

Bernie Sanders Surging, On Track to Become Octogenarian 

Ahead of Schedule

Shameless Octogenarians in Park Charged with Bragging 

About Lewd Conduct

Pat Robertson's new book is based on

88 years of first-hand experience.

Amou Haji, an octogenarian Iranian who hasn't bathed in 

60 years, says he will blend U. S. sanctions with dog poop 

and smoke it.

"Orrin and I agree that the 'O' in GOP stands for

'Octogenarian'."

Would Vanessa Perez (aka V. Stiviano)---artist, writer, chef, 

poet, stylist, philanthropist, owner of a Ferrari, two Bentleys, 

and a Range Rover, piece of tail, and 'girlfriend from Hell'---

'set up' Donald Sterling the Octogenarian?  Unpossible!

Octogenarian Couple Kicked Out of McDonald’s for Sitting 

‘Too Long’ Punished with Offer of Free Meals for Life

Willie Nelson Sez:  "I never thought of  marriage as 

something only for men and women. But I'd never 

marry a guy who's disgusting to kiss, like Brad Pitt."