Was this the guy who wrote The Joy

of Septuagenarian Sex?

Like Adam in the Garden of Eden, Jerry Falwell, Jr.

blames his wife.

Duncan Hunter (R-CA), it appears, was blowing smoke up

everyone's ass, including his wife and five mistresses.

The other day, Trump was uncertain what to call 

the White House: "Incredible house, or building, or 

whatever you want to call it, because there really is no 

name for it," he said. Well, how about 'Peyton Place'

or 'The Best Little Whorehouse in Washington'?

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Q: Who was married to Rupert Murdoch, slept with Tony

Blair, sleeps with Vladimir Putin, and vacations with the 

daughter of Donald Trump?

A: Wendi Dengaling

“Sleeping around was my personal Vietnam. 

I feel like a great and very brave soldier.”

The ideal Hell for Geraldo Rivera would be sexting with

Pamela Geller while fornicating with her to all eternity.

Ted Nugent has fathered nine children by seven different 

women.  Mike Huckabee, the Baptist pastor, likes him 

so much he would help him run for president.  "I 

think you’d be surprised at how many evangelicals 

respond to him," Huckabee adds.

Former California Governor Hopes to Revive Hollywood

Career with The Fornicator

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Niall Ferguson

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen grossed over $60 million
on its first day in theaters, setting a new box office record.
Critics attribute the movie's success to its all-star cast, including
Mark Sanford, John Ensign, John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer, Mark
Foley, Bill Clinton, Newt Gingrich, Henry Hyde, Jim McGreevey,
John McCain, Fred Thompson, Gary Hart, Rudolph Giuliani,
Rush Limbaugh, Larry Craig, David Vitter, and Bob Livingston.

Mitt Romney is feeling more and more
pressure to cheat on his wife, lest he find
himself isolated and uncompetitive in the
2012 race for the Republican presidential
nomination.

And then the day came when a candidate who had
any hope of being nominated for President on the
Republican ticket had to first commit adultery and
then confess with bloody tears in order to prove he
was "a very sincere, humble, and impressive person."

New Study Reveals More Americans

Approve of Same-Sex Marriage

Than Practice Same-Marriage Sex