"Ted, just for old time's sake, tell us how you worked as

a barista to pay for your undergraduate degree at 

Princeton University and your law degree at Harvard."

Ted Cruz holds degrees from two Ivy League 

universities and is married to a Goldman Sachs 

executive.  He lives in a 4,000-square-foot house

 and spends $23,000 a month on private security.

'Loudest megaphone', indeed!

World's Worst Yoobs #231

Alice Stewart

Sarah Palin Realizes How Graduating Cum Laude from 

Harvard Law School Makes Ketanji Brown Jackson 

'Ill-Prepared' to Be a Supreme Court Justice

"Big is bad across the board," says Ted Cruz.  

"Big government sucks! Big business sucks! 

 Big tech, big Hollywood, big universities suck!"  

Ted holds degrees from two 'big universities': 

Princeton University and Harvard University. 

And what about Big Tex, Ted?

With degrees from both Princeton and Harvard, 

Ted Cruz knows pornography when he sees it.

Like the new chaplain at Harvard, he was

'spiritual but religiously nonaffiliated'.

Exemplifying the Dilbert Principle, Rick Snyder, who 

was never competent as governor, has been promoted 

to Harvard to limit the damage he can do.

Warm Scuzzies #878

Kyle Kashuv

Pete Hegseth holds degrees from Princeton and Harvard.  

As a Fox News personality and ultra-Trumpnik, Pete is

 doing his damndest to make these Ivy League schools

 proud.

Words of Wisdom from the Fox News Host Who

Holds Degrees from Princeton and Harvard

A Portrait of Ted Cruz as a Young Bushman

Scott Walker Still Refusing to Divulge His Harvard

Law School Transcripts

Eric Cantor Practicing the Facial Expressions

He Will Be Using This Spring as a Harvard

Fellow

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #63

Benjamin Edelman

"I'm Stephen Peter Rosen, the Beton Michael Kaneb 

Professor of National Security and Military Affairs 

at Harvard University, and I say, 'War is peace and 

peace is war'."

World's Worst Yobs #296

Lant Pritchett

Ivy League Teasipper Flim-Flams the Rubes

Carmen Reinhart, Harvard's spec-

tacularly mistaken economist, calls

Princeton's Paul Krugman 'spec-

tacularly uncivil'.  World yawns.

Niall Ferguson Issues 'Unqualified Apology' for 

'Unqualified Parapraxis' (aka 'Freudian Slip')