Children at Play in the Shallow End

of the Gene Pool

Recessive Gene from Sgt. Schultz Kicks In

Map of Republican Genome Sparks Criticism

Scientists Find 'Happiness Gene' in Humans,

But Not in Tamarins

'Drunken' Gene Found, Wife Really Pissed

Whiteworld #2
And so the Genetic Pool of Fools sailed off into the
sunset, unaware that 'White' endogamy was an
evolutionary dead end.

The present state of the Republican Party's gene pool
does not bode well for its reproductive future.

"Can I help it I was born Sarko the Giant?

It's in my genes!"

The Western Grebe believes its narcissism is the result

of environmental factors, not genetics.

New research has confirmed what has long been suspected:

boys are born with a rock-throwing gene.

Q: Where did George W. Bush get his goofy looks?

A: From his Dad.

Q: OK, so where did Dad get his?

A: Alfred E. Neuman once went skinny dipping

in the Bush family's genetic pool.

A researcher at the Center for Genome

Research and Biocomputing announced

today she has isolated the 'moral turpitude' gene.

"For some time," she added, "we geneticists have

wondered why so many Republicans are corrupt.

Now we know."