George will no doubt someday receive a Lifetime 

Achievement Award from the American Academy

 of Ruminators and Cogitators.

Boy Jesus was a mischievous child.  His first

miracle was turning Play-Doh into an AR-15.

If you are the parent of a school-age

child, this is not a hypothetical question.

As a small boy, Trump was always running to his mother,

whining that his brother was claiming his lies were 

bigger than his.

Sisyphus As a Boy

Boy Trump

Little Boys Playing Cops and Robbers in Portland

Anthony Fauci, the Longsuffering Babysitter

Even as a little boy, Donald Trump trashed

Little Lady Liberty.

Send Trump to bed without any supper.

The Pope of Poo Poo

While Trump was dissing a 16-year-old girl, Obama 

was having a blast with a 14-year-old boy firing a 

marshmallow cannon.

"If life gets hard to understand
And the whole thing is gettin' out of hand
Come to Poppa."

Commander Bonespur as a Small Boy

Trump's Golden Boy Begins to Hair Over

The Tragedy of Growing Old

When he testifies next week, Jared Kushner will be using a 

Roland VT-3 Vocoder to make his testimony sound more like 

it's coming from a grown man, instead of a prepubescent boy.

Before he jumped, the boy hadn't reckoned on 

pterodactyls.

Mama's Boy

Remember when parents encouraged their kids to be like

the President when they grew up? Those were the days, 

weren't they?