Aggie Joke?  Don't be redundant!

How many Aggies does it take to replace a White Person?

Fools Rush In Where Even Aggies Fear to Tread

Two Piñatas Walk Into a Bar

The Driest Aggie Joke Ever Told

Aggie Logic

"Sorry, buddy, but the last Johnny Football

we hired turned out to be a real asshole."

Rick Perry Sez:  “You need someone in the White 

House who understands the difference between 

steers and heifers.”

[Rick made a D in Veterinary Anatomy

at Texas A&M.]

'Academic Building' at Texas A&M to Be Renamed

'Governor Rick Perry 2.2 GPA Building'

Rick Perry was perplexed when he

saw that every poll indicated only 5%

 of Republicans backed him in the 

race for the 2016 Republican 

presidential nomination.  "Surely

there are more Texas Aggies in 

the GOP than that," he thought.

Sign of the Times #58

Q: How many Aggies does it take

to tell a Rick Perry joke?

A:  One, unless it's Louie

Gohmert telling it.

Dallas Mayor Cracks Aggie Joke, 

Governor Perry Doesn't Laugh

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #517

David Shormann

The Day Rick Perry Finally Came 

Out of the Closet

Adventures in Lexicology #9

Teabaggie, n.  A Teabagger with a degree from

Texas A&M.  [Rick Perry is the #1 Teabaggie

in Texas.]

"Are you familiar with this gesture?  We

 Aggies call it the 'Scissor-Tail Bird', and

 we only use it when all else fails."

"Unlike Nancy Pelosi, there’s no facelift with me. 

I am who I is."

A new study out of Texas A&M shows that 

homicides are up 7% to 9% in the 23 states which 

have passed 'Stand Your Ground' laws since 2005. 

Is anyone surprised?

"You should have seen what I looked like before I became a

 Texas Aggie. Back then, even my mother couldn't look me 

straight in the face without busting a gut."

"Governor Perry, it says here that you spent

$169 million to create 820 jobs, or $206,097.56

 each.  That 'A' you made in Crony Capitalism

at Texas A&M really paid off, didn't it?"