Even with Lady Thatcher's support,

Howard Kaloogian got less than 8% of the

vote in Tuesday's election. He blamed the

poor showing on his webmaster.

Howard Kaloogian on Location in Jerusalem

for Monty Python's Life of Brian

When the authenticity of this picture was

challenged, Howard Kaloogian was able to

prove that the figure on the left was indeed

the star of Mel Brooks' classic comedy,

The 2000-Year-Old Man.

A flaw in Google's search algorithm

was discovered today when someone

searching for 'Tony Rudy' turned up

this image on Howard Kaloogian's website.

Before it was unmasked as a bit of Photoshop

fakery, some people thought this was a picture

of Chang and Eng Bunker after they conjoined

the Republican Party.

Tonight on TV Land, Howard Kaloogian

stars in 'Howdy Doody and the Search for

the Bamboozle Box'.

Axis of Weasels: Tancredo+Kaloogian+Morgan

"And with Howard Kaloogian directing our new

geographic recalibration campaign, we are

confident the U. S. will regain disinformation

superiority in Iraq within the next six months."

Geographers were put on the defensive today

by the discovery that Baghdad is a city

in Turkey, not Iraq, as long believed.