Madison Cawthorn Doubles Down on Attacks

on Ukraine and Volodymyr Zelensky

Young Contortionist Listening to 

Steely Dan's Pretzel Logic

Alabama Trumpniks Said to Be Fond

of Contortionists

Do-It-Yourself-Proctologist-in-Chief

"In a packed program tonight, we will be talking 

to a contortionist from Indiana who says he has

a collection of over 100 bendable Gumbys."

"Have you stopped thinking inside the box yet?"

Trump Triples Down on Dubious Civil War Claim

Andrew Napolitano Returns to Fox News,

Doubles Down

"I will now demonstrate TSA's new pat-down technique."

"I'm feeling like my end is near."

"My end is near, so I'm voting Trump."

Trump Doubles Down

Conservative Contortionist Still Thinking Inside

the Box

For some reason, Spider-Woman never caught on.

Some people are SO wrapped up in themselves.

'Contortionist Doubles Down During Taped O’Reilly Interview'

The Human Pretzel Sez:  "Let's all stuff the 

ice chest for Mitt in 2012!"

At Cirque du Soleil, they call this

maneuver the 'Mitt Romney'.

Thou art a lamp unto my feet,

and a light unto my pathway.

Acrobat Gets Head Stuck Where the Sun Don't Shine