Young Contortionist Listening to 

Steely Dan's Pretzel Logic

Little Known Fact #74

Mystery Science Theater 3000 exposes a 

long-hidden injustice.

The White House Christmas card was 

mailed early this year.

Acrobats say the Fool's Pyramid is probably their

 most difficult and ridiculous stunt.

On immigration reform, Scott Walker is the first

presidential candidate in modern times to perfect 

the Triple Backflip with Full Twist.

Romney First Presidential Candidate in History 

to Perfect Triple Backflip with Full Twist

Candids of Sweaty Ménage à Quatre in the Vatican

Threatens to Blow Lid Off Massive Leotard Cover-Up

Little Known Fact #7

Street acrobats in Lima, Peru, can make

as much as $10 a day.

"Your server this evening is a former Chinese

cultural dancer. He's not the fastest, but he's

always entertaining."

"Tom DeLay, if you're such a goddam Dancing with the

Stars hotshot, try this!"

Thou art a lamp unto my feet,

and a light unto my pathway.

Asked to explain the expression, 'ass over elbows',

she decided to answer by using a little body language.

Feng Zhao was just about ready to suggest that,

henceforth, he would prefer to use GoToMeeting

for their weekly tête-à-têtes.

Sukru Elekdag didn't know how much longer he could

keep balancing Turkey's political leadership on his head.

Acrobat Gets Head Stuck Where the Sun Don't Shine

School Bus for

Chinese Acrobats

"Hi, I'm Li Hong, and I'll be your server this evening.

Today's special is pizza. Are you ready to order?"

Streaking has come a long way since the 1970s.

Back then, the only skills a streaker needed were

undressing and running. Nowadays, if a streaker has

any hope of being noticed at all, he must have much

more advanced skills, like tumbling and acrobatics.

Cirque de Soleil's Interpretation of 'Wooly Bully'

Let bikers smoke a little dope, and this is what always happens.