"Gravity getting you down, Squidward?"

"Mr. Clapper, would you be interested in learning

 '25 Secrets to Making Yourself Even More Handsome

 Than You Already Are'?"

"Of course, I'm grotesque!  I'm a BrennanClapper

for chrissakes!"

Rude Rhymes #73

Old Crapper

James Clapper

Director of National Intelligence Indicates Size of 'Back Door' 

the NSA Uses to Spy on Americans

Pinky and the Brain

Mama's Boys

Mama

Clappertron to Be Centerpiece of New Secret 

NSA Utah Data Center

"I hate to be the one to tell you this, James, but

I'm afraid you have contracted a terminal case

of the Clapper."

Director of National Intelligence Sad That He and His

Boss Have Lost All Credibility

Imagine James Clapper, Director of National Intelligence,

singing 'Put on a Happy Face'.

When it appeared on ABC's World News Tonight with Diane

Sawyer, the Clapper Sound Activated On/Off Switch apparently

had a dead battery.

Rumored to be the replacement for Dennis Blair as

Director of National Intelligence, James R. Clapper

makes plain why they're called 'spooks'.

General James Clapper, outgoing head of the

National Geospatial Intelligence Agency, is so

accustomed to spying on people from the skies

that he can't take his eyes off himself.