While some celebrate May 4 as Star Wars

Day, other celebrate it as Starve the 

Vampire Squid Day.

"I Might As Well Sleep For 100 Years Or So."

‘Squidward Game’ Is the Most Disturbing 

Show I’ve Ever Seen

Is there any truth to the rumor that a famous

Squidbilly will appear tonight at the RNC

to recapitulate his dirtbikin' career?

Squid Vicious Before He Joined the Sex Pistols in 1977

From Squidward's Funniest Cephalopod Jokes

Second Time Suiddly-Diddly Pulled Over This Week

The Barrs Watching Squidbillies

Calamari's friends call him 'Squidward'.

Know Your Squids

If you Journey to the Center of 20,000 Leagues

Beneath the Ocean Floor, here's what you'll find.

"Gravity getting you down, Squidward?"

Observers say the Question Mark Octopus doesn't look like

 "anything that’s been documented in the scientific 

literature since Squidward was discovered in 1999."

Nautilus Exploration Vessel Studying Goldman Sachs

Vampire Squid in the Gulf of Mexico

Squidward, Post-Fukushima

The Vampire Squid is an unusual creature that can turn

itself 'inside out' to avoid predators when threatened.

Here we see it before it has been threatened. 

Here we see it after.

Squid Vicious, who had predicted the death of Paul the

Octopus, who had predicted World Cup scores,

has died.

For those of you who may have a hard time visualizing

a Vampire Squid, here's a picture of Goldman Sachs.

"What's that?"

"Oh, it's just another one of those colossal

Goldman Sachs Vampire Squids."

Glenn Beck has health care. This means
doctors and nurses have to view and
touch his squid-like flesh. Ugh!