Showing posts with label Squids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Squids. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 04, 2022

While some celebrate May 4 as Star Wars
Day, other celebrate it as Starve the 
Vampire Squid Day.

Tuesday, April 12, 2022

"I Might As Well Sleep For 100 Years Or So."

Friday, October 01, 2021

‘Squidward Game’ Is the Most Disturbing 
Show I’ve Ever Seen

Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Is there any truth to the rumor that a famous
Squidbilly will appear tonight at the RNC
to recapitulate his dirtbikin' career?

Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Squid Vicious Before He Joined the Sex Pistols in 1977

Sunday, November 10, 2019

From Squidward's Funniest Cephalopod Jokes

Friday, August 16, 2019

Second Time Suiddly-Diddly Pulled Over This Week

Friday, May 03, 2019

The Barrs Watching Squidbillies

Friday, March 01, 2019

Calamari's friends call him 'Squidward'.

Friday, November 30, 2018

Know Your Squids

Thursday, March 15, 2018

If you Journey to the Center of 20,000 Leagues
Beneath the Ocean Floor, here's what you'll find.

Thursday, November 17, 2016

"Gravity getting you down, Squidward?"

Saturday, March 05, 2016

Observers say the Question Mark Octopus doesn't look like
 "anything that’s been documented in the scientific 
literature since Squidward was discovered in 1999."

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Nautilus Exploration Vessel Studying Goldman Sachs
Vampire Squid in the Gulf of Mexico

Friday, January 10, 2014

Squidward, Post-Fukushima

Thursday, October 06, 2011

The Vampire Squid is an unusual creature that can turn
itself 'inside out' to avoid predators when threatened.
Here we see it before it has been threatened. 

Here we see it after.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Squid Vicious, who had predicted the death of Paul the
Octopus, who had predicted World Cup scores,
has died.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

For those of you who may have a hard time visualizing
a Vampire Squid, here's a picture of Goldman Sachs.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

"What's that?"
"Oh, it's just another one of those colossal
Goldman Sachs Vampire Squids."

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Glenn Beck has health care. This means
doctors and nurses have to view and
touch his squid-like flesh. Ugh!