Mama's Boys

Mama

Keith Alexander Reacts to News He Will Be Leaving

the Main Bridge of the USS Starship Enterprise by

 Next April

Spook Spooked

Cruz Crazed

Headquarters of Omniscient God Discovered

"So, who does Captain Picard think he is today?"

"He thinks he's Keith Alexander, director of the 

National Security Agency."

"What Edward Snowden has revealed has caused 

irreversible and significant damage to me and all 

my allies who live in the dark and get a nut spying

on everybody else.” 

"Hmmm, how many terror plots will I have to claim the

 NSA has disrupted before the American people start 

believing anything I say?"

"The NSA is averting terrorist attacks faster than I 

can keep up with them.  It's 50 now and it'll probably 

be double that number by next week."

"Ahh, ahh, spooky, mmm, spooky, ahh, ahh, ahh,

 spooky, ooh, spooky

Ahh, aah, aah, spooky!"