Pixels Gone Wild!  Better Than a

Late-Night Infomercial!

Supreme Court Justices Could Make It Easier to Carry 

Pocket-Size Thermonuclear Devices in Six States

The Omnipresence of Infomercials

The only thing scarier than a full-page ad in the Washington 

Times, the Moonie newspaper, is a Perfect Smile infomercial.

Yes, with the Trump Insult-o-Matic, the days of labor-intensive 

scaling, cutting and gutting your political opponents are over!

It is not true that Silver Solution kills the coronavirus.

It is true that it contains microscopic flakes of Jim

 Bakker's bullshit.

Operators Are Standing By Because 

Somebody Stole Their Chairs

But Wait, There's More!

Relief Factor will make Sebastian Gorka go away

in just 21 days for only $19.95.  Call now!

Have you ever seen the infomercial for this product 

on late-night cable television?

With the Trump Lie-O-Matic, you too can

lie like a pro!

Have you seen Wilbur Ross's new infomercial?

Be one of the first 100 to call and

we'll double your order!

How would you like to be a Trump Word Salad Transcriptionist?

"I'm one of Trump's lawyers and I want to talk to you

a few minutes about diabeetus."

Knives Are Out for Priebus; See It Live on

Cutlery Corner Network

Operators Are Standing By!

"Don't throw out yesterday's inoperative GOP loyalty pledges!  

With the Pledge-O-Matic 2016, you can turn them into the 

campaign smoothies of tomorrow!"

Johnny Jupiter and Major Domo Say Trump's Florida

Infomercial Needed More ShamWow

His theory of why television was invented was so more 

people could watch the Miracle Blade III slice through

 wall tiles, hard rubber, and copper pipe.