When Lileks Last in the 

Dooryard Bloom'd

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #172

Mark Steyn and James Lileks

James Lileks Sez:   “If we can put a man

 on the moon, we can put 50 million 

Democrats up there as well!"  

[At a conservative estimate of $20 

million a head, this would only cost 

$1 quadrillion.]

No matter what costume he wore, he couldn't

escape his destiny.  He was still 'James Lileks'.

Still Life with Michele Bachmann, James Lileks,

and a Breast Pump

Target to Cut Jobs at Minnesota Headquarters;

James Lileks Freaks Out, Becomes Leather Boy

Famous Blogger Appalled by the Number of Obama

Supporters Who Don't Shop at Target

Pink Slip for the Daily Quirk

"Green grow the Lileks, all sparkling with dew
I'm lonely, my darling, since parting with you;
But by our next meeting I'll hope to prove true
And change the green Lileks to the Red, White and Blue."

This is the letter-box version of the only

black-and-white photograph of James

Lileks known to exist on the Internet. It has

not been re-formatted to fit your screen, nor

has it been colorized to enhance the subject's

grey-scale personality.

If you haven't met the guy

from Minnesota who decided

to punish the Internet because

he had been sentenced to

live the drabbest life in the

history of Planet Earth,

meet James Lileks.