A new schism in Christianity has suddenly developed

between those who believe Jesus would have been a 'smelly

Walmart shopper' and those who believe he would have

been a 'squeaky clean Target shopper'.

Amazing Colossal Man Thinking about Going Shopping 

at Super Target with the 50 Foot Woman

Conservative Group 'Testing' Target by Sending Men to 

Women's Bathrooms Sued for Discrimination by Failing 

to Send Women to Men's Bathrooms

Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick's Decision to Boycott 

Target Meant It Was Back to Walmart, and That

Made Him Sad

That data breach actually hit 70 million customers.  Do you

suppose that's why it's called 'Target'?

"My fellow banksters:  put ten or more accounts into 

foreclosure and I'll give you a gift card to either Target 

or Bed Bath and Beyond."

Some people don't trust Kathleen McKinley because she has 

to use two hands when she shoots at her local Target.

"Oh no, Ma!  Michelle Obama has out-Targeted us!"

Target CEO Gregg Steinhafel and His Pet

Pit Bull, Gay Basher

Warm Scuzzies #95

Target Corporation

Palin Unveils Target List

Target to Cut Jobs at Minnesota Headquarters;

James Lileks Freaks Out, Becomes Leather Boy

"The outfit I wore the night John was nominated at the
convention cost over $300,000. Compared to me, Sarah
Palin is a Target shopper!"

Famous Blogger Appalled by the Number of Obama

Supporters Who Don't Shop at Target