"Who's that?"

"It's Jeb Hensarling.  God told him to move to where he'd be

safe from hurricanes, tornadoes, fires, floods, and earthquakes."

"I'm here today, along with Jeb Hensarling and Eric Cantor, to

explain why Paul Ryan is protecting his balls with both hands."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #18

Jeb Hensarling