Wearing His Sunday Best

If you know your Calvinism, you know that God 

predestined, or rigged, everything since before 

the beginning of time.  Is Trump a Calvinist?

Seeing the name, face, and fence of this New Jersey 

Trumpnik inclines one toward the truth of 

predestination.

Face it, if either predestination or determinism is true,

everything is rigged.

Look at Donald Trump, Jr. and Calvin's doctrine of 'Total

Hereditary Depravity' starts to make a whole lot of sense.

As far as Trump's oldest children are concerned, 

John Calvin nailed it:  it's Total Hereditary Depravity.

Maybe John Calvin was onto something.

David Brat Leads Pep Rally for Calvinist Economics;

"This Is a Miracle from God That Just Happened!" 

He Says

Look at Tom DeLay and Calvin's doctrine of 'Total

Hereditary Depravity' starts to make a whole lot

of sense.

According to Calvinists, this young man was predestined

by God to be a killing machine. According to materialists,

this young man was determined by the laws of physics to be a

killing machine. According to believers in free will, this young

man chose to be a killing machine. So, any way you slice it,

this man is a killing machine. And you won't have much time

to ask him why he is a killing machine before he kills you.

Many attempts have been made to explain the

ascent of Kevin Federline and Britney Spears

to fame and fortune. All have failed. There are

non-explanations, however. And the most cogent of

these is Calvin's doctrine of Divine Predestination

and its corollary, the Total Hereditary Depravity of

Slobs and Sweathogs.